Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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