I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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