I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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