Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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