I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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