I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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