You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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