i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want to make out with him forever
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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