The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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