Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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