I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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