I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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