you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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