She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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