google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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