i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My ATM looks so different sober.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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