My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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