It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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