he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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