Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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