is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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