and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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