Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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