Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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