im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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