When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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