dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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