Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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Im on beer infinity
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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