So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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