of course. lets lasso hookers.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
How's work?
Spinning.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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