Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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