things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
