All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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