Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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