Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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