You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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