i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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