I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
