Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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