i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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