if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
No more Irish car bombs ever.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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