i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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