is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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