Yo dont text me then not text me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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