Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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