It's just like the Real World with babies
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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