your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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