i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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