Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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