I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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