i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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