i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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